Descriptions:
You’d better be sitting for this one.
How would you have resolved this dispute?
Offering a photo of Guy Fieri standing instead – https://torscabinet.com/stor
Taking Guy Standing hostage until Wikipedians change their minds – https://www.patreon.com/torscabinet/membership
Copying all his ideas, making him no longer notable enough to have a Wiki page – https://x.com/parsons_tor
Finding a photo of him hovering, which is interesting enough that it would be a no-brainer to caption it “Guy Standing levitating” – https://facebook.com/torscabinet
Stealing Guy Standing’s identity, forcing him to change his name – https://www.reddit.com/user/MrSluds/
Buying out the Wikimedia Foundation – https://www.instagram.com/tor.from.oregon/
There’s a Wikipedia Playlist now: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoGp9GN5lHLaw4ZdEbFDJou-LszdhLXuV
The infamous page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Standing_(economist%29
The other Guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Standing_(actor%29
Cetacean needed: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_cetaceans&oldid=528758257
Uncyclopedia: https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Main_Page
Reply All podcast episode featuring Guy Standing: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/309-reply-all-28030160/episode/188-into-the-depths-98097865/
Defense of humor on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2021-04-25/Op-Ed