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Song: Ocean Blue by To No Avail
Villain quotes:
“Are you the one they call Beowulf? The Bee-Wolf. The bear. Such a strong man you are with the strength of a king. The king you will one day become.” -Grendel’s Mother
“At last, no more inefficient humans cluttering up my mailroom. Now that everyone loves Postman Pat, they’ll turn a blind eye as I replace every deliveryman in the Special Delivery Service with my glorious, money-making machines. Mwhahahaha! Profits will skyrocket! The board of directors will retire that weak-kneed Brown and promote me to CEO! And I won’t stop there. We’ll diversify into other businesses. We’ll make automated bank tellers, robotic technical support, even computer-animated movies! Mwhahahaha! Fly, my pretties! Fly, fly! Today, England. Tomorrow, the World!” -Edwin Carbunkle
“You actually think I’m in love with an alien? As soon as she leaves your planet with my Blubonium, I’m gonna blow it up. But Baab’s just the beginning, I’m going to wipe out the alien infestation one planet at a time.” -General William Timothy Shanker
“You’re not ready! It’s Mane season! (Ha-ha!) You know what’s in my cup! I know you think you’re all ba-a-ad but I’mma have you crying like “ba-a-ah”! You just go here, I’m the Mane Attraction, though, i’m the godfather, call me Pony Soprano! I’mma keep it short, just like you, next time we on the court, the smoke’s on you! Act tough, but you’re scared. I’m in your nightmares! Tonight, when you sleep, you’ll be crying goat tears! (Goat, goat, goat tears!) (Oh!) You’ll be crying goat tears! (Goat, goat, goat tears!) You’ll be crying goat tears! (Goat tears!)” -Mane Attraction/My Little Pony
“Mabel, my mother lives here! I need you to-” -Mayor Gerald “Jerry” Generazzo
“What gives, bro? You told me you had them. So you drag me over to this f-cking aisle with all these illegal products, and now I don’t see them. So where the f-ck are they? SPILL THE BEANS! Beans, I swear to f-cking God, if you don’t shut the f-ck up- What part of: “I want the sausage and the bun dead, and if you see them, come and get me, and if I find out that you didn’t come and get me, or just couldn’t find them good enough, I’ll F-CKING kill your a-ses” DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, TEQUILA?!!”/”Goodbye, little sausage!” -D-uche And Darren/The Dark Lord
“Humans of Earth, I come in peace. You need not fear me, I mean you no harm. However, it is important to note that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. The few of you that do survive will be enslaved and experimented upon. You should, in no way, take any of this personally. It’s just business. So, just to recap, I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die. Gallaxhar out.” -Gallaxhar
“I’ll only make this offer once. If you refuse… well… that’s how the cookie crumbles.” -Horatio P. Huntington
“Ha ha ha! Chill out, man!”/”Heh, you was scared!” -Nigel And Saki
“Laughterhouse? That’s awesome! I love to laugh! Ha ha ha ha!” -Napoleon
“You think you can just come into my club, march into the VIP area, make me come down from my throne and expect me to just help you summon your labrys?” -Blade
Clips from:
Beowulf
Postman Pat: The Movie
Escape From Planet Earth
GOAT
Hoppers
Sausage Party
Monsters Vs. Aliens
Animal Crackers
Terkel In Trouble
Animal Farm (2026 Movie)
Lesbian Space Princess