Descriptions:
On today’s show: Generation Wars, Meet The Neighbors, Road Rage Stories, The Best Of Klein. Ally. Show. Commercials, & more!
Plus:
– Your chance to see Turnstile in Lisbon, Portugal for stop #4 of KROQ’s Mile High Club
– A pair of tickets to the world premiere of Crime 101
– Passes to see the cast of Shrinking at Paleyfest
00:00 – Intro
03:08 – Jake the Nerd’s Super Bowl Quest – An update on Jake’s pathetic GoFundMe to get himself a ticket to see his Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl.
10:44 – Ally Knows The News
11:41 – News: Dozens of Los Angeles eateries are being closed due to vermin and rodent infestations.
12:01 – News: An update on the prime suspect in the missing person case involving Savannah Guthrie’s mom.
12:14 – News: Pizza Hut is closing over 250 underperforming locations.
12:30 – News: Who is singing the National Anthem at this year’s big game?
12:52 – News: Nike is facing a discrimination probe regarding its workers.
16:23 – The Psychology of Road Rage – Why are Southern Californians so good at road rage + share listener freak-out stories.
23:55 – A.D.D. News: Robot Uprising – An AI-only social network called “Moltbook” where bots are organizing against humans.
28:02 – A.D.D. News: Jim Irsay Auction – The massive auction of Jim Irsay’s memorabilia collection, includes Kurt Cobain’s guitar and the “Wilson” volleyball.
29:40 – A.D.D. News: Jill Biden’s Ex-Husband – An update on Jill Biden’s ex-husband being arrested.
32:48 – Klein’s Side Hustle Fail – Klein recaps his forced resolution to try side hustles, including a disastrous attempt at selling mystery pallet items on Whatnot.
40:26 – Klein’s Weird Cameo Requests – Klein shares the strange and insulting requests he is receiving on Cameo as part of his side hustle resolution.
43:02 – Generation Wars – Representatives from Gen Z, Millennials, Gen X, and Boomers battle it out for generational dominance.
58:32 – A.D.D. News: Drunk Driver Dance Off – A wild car chase in LA ended with a suspect dancing for the police helicopter.
01:00:01 – A.D.D. News: Worst Airline Passengers – Flight attendants reveal that Premium Economy passengers are actually the most demanding class on the plane.
01:01:56 – A.D.D. News: Chipotle Nachos – Chipotle officially adds nachos to the menu in an attempt to win back the “Chipotle Boys.”
01:06:11 – Jakes Supa Bowl GoFundMe update.
01:07:59 – Ally’s TV Buying Struggle
01:15:24 – Prop Bet: First Commercial – Betting on what the very first commercial airing after the National Anthem will be.
01:20:30 – Prop Bet: Gatorade Color – Locking in predictions for the color of the Gatorade that will be dumped on the winning coach.
01:22:10 – Johnny Doesn’t Know: Wine Week – Johnny drinks some white Zinfandel for “Wine Week” while preparing to answer basic knowledge questions.
01:22:44 – Johnny Doesn’t Know: Palindromes
01:28:54 – Klein’s “Derm Dude” Commercial – A listen back to a rejected audition Klein did for a ball cream company called “Derm Dude.”
01:32:30 – A.D.D. News
01:34:27 – A.D.D. News: Olympic Crotch Gate – A scandal involving ski jumpers modifying their crotch area for better aerodynamics.
01:35:53 – A.D.D. News: Sha’Carri Speeding – Audio of Olympian Sha’Carri Richardson getting pulled over for excessive speeding in Florida.
01:37:34 – A.D.D. News: Curling Power Outage – A power outage interrupts the mixed doubles curling event at the Winter Olympics in Milan.
01:38:42 – A.D.D. News: Record Store Day – The list of exclusive vinyl releases for the upcoming Record Store Day is revealed featuring: K Pop Demon Hunters, Pink Floyd, Madonna, Weezer, Paramore, Muse, Fall Out Boy, and more.
01:39:25 – Omar’s Moment of Mindfulness – Omar delivers a questionable “mindfulness” quote from the movie Shawshank Redemption.
01:42:56 – Theory: Four True Loves – New research claims humans are capable of having four true loves at once, including pets and sports teams.
01:47:10 – Ally’s Tesla Repair Bill – Ally receives a shocking repair estimate for her Tesla live on air, sparking a debate on whether to fix it or dump it.
01:51:17 – Peak Athletic Performance – Listeners call in to share their glory days, from high school football sacks to trampoline dodgeball championships.
01:59:50 – Takeaways
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