Descriptions:
Opie and Anthony return from their viral comedy tour stop in Detroit, Michigan, where they performed for 7,000 fans over the weekend. The show was a massive success with incredible ticket sales, fan turnout, and merchandise signings that lasted hours into the night.
Anthony recounts his high-stakes casino adventure in Greektown after the show, where he initially won $40,000 in blackjack chips but ultimately lost $5,000-$6,000 by the night’s end, bringing his summer gambling tour total to $144,000 in winnings. The guys discuss the logistics of the comedy tour and upcoming venues.
The episode covers major sports news from the weekend including Barry Bonds tying Hank Aaron’s home run record, A-Rod hitting his 500th career home run, Tom Glavin winning his 300th game, and the upcoming women’s golf tournament at St. Andrews. The hosts discuss the Mets’ iconic apple home run celebration and debate whether it should be retired.
In the second half, the show takes a bizarre turn with extended discussions on unusual fetishes and body modifications, extreme pornographic content, and various caller stories. Doug Stanhope calls in to discuss pedophile entrapment on “To Catch a Predator,” leading to tangential discussions about wrestling fans, primordial dwarfs, and internet shock sites. The episode concludes with caller stories about urethal dilation and medical procedures.
Chapters:
00:00:00 – Opening and Detroit show recap
00:02:00 – Fan reactions and ticket sales success
00:04:00 – Drew & Mike morning show discussion
00:07:00 – Anthony’s casino story begins
00:12:00 – Casino gambling details and winning streak
00:17:00 – Casino losses and hotel departure
00:22:00 – Sports roundup: Barry Bonds home run
00:25:00 – A-Rod 500th home run
00:30:00 – Tom Glavin 300 wins and Mets apple debate
00:35:00 – St. Andrews women’s golf tournament
00:38:00 – Woolly mammoth discussion
00:42:00 – Free Ringtone Monday segment
00:44:00 – “What The Hell Is That” contest recap
00:57:00 – Michael Irvin Hall of Fame speech
01:05:00 – Mike Schmidt retirement speech and About Schmidt movie discussion
01:25:00 – Wrestling fan emotional tribute clip
01:58:00 – Dave Wills interview about wrestling deaths
02:10:00 – Chris Benoit discussion
02:13:00 – Ben Wright golf broadcaster quotes about women golfers
02:27:00 – Hip-hop abs infomercial discussion
02:38:00 – Gregover makeover show discussion
02:47:00 – Jake Brown X-Games skateboard accident
03:04:00 – Studio renovation update
03:16:00 – Hollywood Nova airport story
03:31:00 – Doug Stanhope interview begins
03:38:00 – Chris Hansen pedophile entrapment discussion
04:15:00 – Primordial dwarf fighting hypothetical
04:25:00 – Exotic porn sites and shock content exploration
05:01:00 – Caller stories about genital modifications
05:55:00 – Ken’s urethal dilation medical condition story
06:32:00 – Doug Stanhope DVD plugs and exit
06:45:00 – Jake Brown GMA interview playback
07:11:00 – Racist ringtone segment
07:25:00 – Line of the day winners
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Never Off Air — Archiving the Opie & Anthony XM era (2004-2014).
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